Deal Breakers.

Hello!

So you know how I like to write stuff about relationships? No not really. Not since I got a boyfriend anyway. The boyfriend likes to stalk me on social media, plough through every single post I make and draw up his own analysis on each one.

But I can deal with it. Mostly because he also makes it a point to like every single one of my posts and point out my many typos. Blogger, unlike Microsoft Word, doesn't make it a point to automatically check through your posts for spelling errors. Not that I have a problem with spelling. More like a problem with typing. I cannot count the number of times that I've typed "PUBIC" when I actually meant to type "PUBLIC".

Yes. In a not so different universe, I might have been responsible for that billboard. I specialised in Public Relations, you know. It was very unfortunate for some of my many assignments. My carelessness is also one of the reasons why I have stopped typing "one sec". Sigh.

Anyway! I was playing Monopoly Deal the other day quite some time back when I got a hold of these wonderful cards.

Sigh. I love them. But not in real life of course. Which got me thinking about some qualities which I consider to be deal breakers. Luckily for me, the people I hang around do not consider procrastination, carelessness, or my phone addiction as deal breakers.

#1. You try to dictate my outfit.

Like hello hey. I know I am not the most stylish person in the world, but I think my fashion sense is quite passable. Like I can tell the the difference between what looks good and what looks bad. Apparently, this is quite a skill based on the fashion choices of the many multi-millionaires around.

#2. You are smelly.

And this is really something I don't understand. Because clearly, your sense of sight isn't the most accurate when it comes to love and judgement. Love is blind.
And thus, obviously not a good indicator on whether or not you can stand being in the same room with the person. Eyes can be closed. Airways cannot. So actually, smell is a better indicator of love and that sort of thing. If I were to run a card-printing conglomerate like Hallmark, my cards would turn out to be something like this...
What? Wouldn't you buy them? I would.

#3. You are not funny.

And I would like to qualify that this is different from being boring. Being boring is okay. I am actually a very boring person.
But obviously no one believes me. Because I try to hide how boring I am by posting cool photos online. (Also I like to edit the backdrops of photos to make it look cooler than what it actually is like in real life. You know, to up my cool factor?)

In real life, like to spend my time using my phone and packing my clothes.

Likewise, I only enjoy interacting with people who have a sense of humour/can appreciate humour. Like this web administrator I know. OMG I have no idea what he does aside from drinking whiskey and beer by himself, listening to music that puts the "dead" in "brain dead", and uh, actually I have no idea what he does. I think maybe just that. But he is funny and good and I like him always.